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Whoof R Ted

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Whoof R Ted is a game that everyone can get a good laugh about at home or at any scouting event. Scout Camp is a fun place to enjoy time around the camp fire with Boy Scout Skits, Jokes and more. But this is played with everyone at the table.

Everyone makes a fist and pounds the table. There will be 3 participants that will also pound on the table.

One person says “Whoof”
Person number 2 says ” AR “
The third? You guessed it “Ted”

Now they go to the beat of the chief drum meaning everyone at the scout camp table needs to pound hard on the table but slow. The speakers start slow too. Then as the fist pounding gets faster so do the speakers. Finally it will be “Who Farted!”

Good clean wholesome Boy Scout Fun. Remember to use scout water for the fire pit!

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VERY IMPORTANT RIDICULOUS NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

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VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

Company Policy: Effective from January 2008

Dress Code

 It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days

 We will no longer accept your Doctors statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Annual Leave Days

 Each employee will receive 104Annual Leave days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Bereavement Leave

 This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use

 Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break

 Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation’s, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

If you have any questions or concerns you may can take a hike.

Regards, The Management

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Fun Red Square Computer Game

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Hey Check this out!  Fun Red Square Game!

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Beaver Joke Scout Camp Cheer

Here is a cheer we did up at our Merit Badge Camp at Bear Lake, Utah.

It goes something like this:

Beavers! Beavers! We are the Best!

The Best DAM builders in the West!

We Stomp it!

We Chew it!

We DAM it!

 

 

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How Scouts Build Fires

  1. Split dead limb into strips and shave one fragment into toothpix. 
  2. Bandage left thumb. 
  3. Chop toothpicks into smaller fragments 
  4. Bandage left foot. 
  5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand). 
  6. Light Match. 
  7. Light Match. 
  8. Repeat “a Scout is cheerful” and light match. 
  9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of fire. 
  10. Apply burn ointment to nose. 
  11. When fire is burning, collect more wood. 
  12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for more wood, soak wood from can labeled “kerosene.” 
  13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns. 
  14. Re-label can to read “gasoline.” 
  15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood. 
  16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps 1-15. 

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